for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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