i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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