Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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