so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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