You're a womanizer and a bitch.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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