I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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