obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
