No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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