Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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