Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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