I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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