i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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