do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I've blown a few things in my day
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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