Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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