do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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