I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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