Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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