You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i will never coherently bang her
should my penis look like a turkey
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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