You're so nebulous sometimes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
