just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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