i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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