I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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