That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
