Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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