to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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