Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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