So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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