Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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