the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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