so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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