I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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