Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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