she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I intend to get homeless drunk
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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