the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
