This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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