We're like a lot better than the average bears
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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