my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We are two peas in an std pod
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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