dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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