why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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