Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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