Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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