We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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