This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he puts the penis in happiness.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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