And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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