We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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