I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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