As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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