Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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