I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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