it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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