You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have post one night stand depression
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