Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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