i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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