Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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