Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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