I only kidnapped one of them. chill
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You were trust falling into bushes
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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