Sponge bath it is.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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